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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: ManyMoose who wrote (26572)2/12/2003 12:42:23 AM
From: Karen Lawrence  Read Replies (1) of 62567
 
Here's a catchy tune:

When the moon hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie
That's amore.

When an eel bites your hand
And that's not what you planned
That's a moray.

When our habits are strange
And our customs deranged
That's our mores.

When your horse munches straw
And the bales total four
That's some more hay.

When a Japanese knight
Waves his sword in a fight
That's Samurai.

When Othello's poor wife
Turns up strangled in strife
That's a Moor, eh?

When your sheep go to graze
To a damp marshy haze,
That's a moor, eh?

When your boat comes home fine
And you tied up her line
That's a moor, eh?

When you ace your last test
Like you did all the rest
That's some more A's!

When on Mt. Cook you see
A tall aborigine,
That's a Maori.

A comedian ham
With the name Amsterdam
That's a Morey.

When your chocolate graham
Is so full and so crammed
That's a s'more.

When you've had quite enough
Of this dumb rhyming stuff
That's No more! eh?
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