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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: ferrgus who wrote (26737)2/18/2003 3:26:24 PM
From: Jagfan  Read Replies (1) of 62567
 
Obligatory joke (every post is supposed to have a joke)
OJ
A construction worker was rushed to the hospital after cutting himself badly. The doctor told the nurse to prepare a pain killer. "Don't bother Doc," said the man. "I've been through a lot worse."

"More painful than this?" the doctor asked.

"I'll tell you about the second most painful accident I ever had. I was hunting one day and had to take a shit so I dropped my pants and squatted. I tripped a bear trap and BOOM, the thing snapped shut on my balls."

The doctor winced, "That's awful. But tell me, what could be worse?"

"When I reached the end of the chain."
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