The Madam opened the brothel door to see a rather slick looking, well-dressed, just past middle-aged gentleman. "Can I help you?" the madam asked.
"I want to see Natalie," the man replied.
"Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies, perhaps someone else...?
"No, I must see Natalie."
Just then Natalie appeared and announced to the man that she charges $1,000 per visit.
Without blinking, the man reached into his pocket and handed her ten $100 bills. The two went up to a room for an hour, whereupon the man calmly left.
The next night he appeared again demanding to see Natalie. She explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row, and that she didn't give discounts...it was still $1,000 a visit. Again the man took out the money, the two went up to the room, and an hour later he left.
When he showed up on the third consecutive night, no one could believe their eyes. Again he handed Natalie the money and up to the room they went. At the end of the hour Natalie questioned the man:
"No one has ever used my services three nights in a row. Where are you from?"
The man replied, "I'm from Philadelphia."
"Really?" Natalie replied. "I have family there."
"Yes, I know," said the man. "Your father died, and I'm the family attorney. I'm just seeing to it that you get your $3000 inheritance. |
