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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: Neeka who wrote (26772)	2/20/2003 4:14:40 PM
From: Sun Tzu	Read Replies (1) of 62549

LOL! Having just finished a construction project, I can relate to that. ok here's the OJ Jesus, Moses, and an old man are playing golf. It's par 3, 200 hole but the green is on a small island. Moses goes first and comes just a bit too short. Suddenly he raises his club and the water parts open and the ball rolls on to the fairway. Next it is Jesus' turn who also slices too much the right. But before the ball hits the water, he moves his palm and the ball just skids on top of water until it lands next to the hole. Now it is the old man's turn. He smacks the ball hard and flunk, it goes backwards into the shrubs. A squirrel sees it and thinking it is a nut runs and grabs it in the mouth. An eagle sees the squirrel. Dives down and grabs it to take home. Suddenly black clouds fill the sky and a lightening strikes the eagle in mid air which let's go of the squirrel which falls on the island and releases the ball which goes into the hole! Jesus and Moses look at each other in amazement. Then Jesus looks at the old man and says, "nice shot dad. Hole in one again". ST

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