Mastercard Wedding:
You gotta love this guy.....
This is a true story about a recent wedding that
took place at Clemson
University. It was in the local newspaper and even
Jay Leno mentioned
it.
It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.
After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up
on stage with a
microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted
to thank everyone for
coming, many from long distances, to support them at
their wedding. He
especially wanted to thank the bride's and his
family and to thank his
new
father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.
As a token of his deep appreciation he said he
wanted to give everyone a
special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom
of everyone's chair,
including the wedding party, was a manila envelope.
He said this was his
gift to everyone, and asked them to open their
envelope. Inside each
manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride
having sex with the best
man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks
earlier and had hired
a
private detective to tail them.
After just standing there, just watching the guests'
reactions for a
couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and
said, "F--- you!". Then
he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!". Then
he turned to the
dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here." He had
the marriage
annulled
first thing in the morning.
While most people would have canceled the wedding
immediately after
finding out about the affair, this guy goes through
with the charade, as
if nothing were wrong.
His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over
$32,000 for a 300
guest
wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the
bride's and best
man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family
members. This guy
has
balls the size of church bells. Do you think we
might get a MasterCard
"priceless" commercial out of this?
Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and
friends......................................$32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the
occasion..........................................$3,000.
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in
Maui..............................................$8,500.
The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10
glossy of the bride
humping the best man..........Priceless.
There are some things money can't buy, for
everything else there's
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