Subject: Da Plan
I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of one
plan for
peace. "Books, not Bombs" won't work. The head mullahs won't let
anyone
read them. If they do, they poke their eyes out.
Here's the plan:
1) The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in
their
affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini and the rest of
them
'good old boys'. We will never "interfere" again.
2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting
with
Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there.
We
would station troops at our borders. No more sneaking through holes
in the
fence.
3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together
and
leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the
remainder will
be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where
they
are. France would welcome them.
4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90
days
unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would
be
allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself, don't
hide
here. Asylum would not ever be available to anyone. We don't need
any more
cab drivers.
5) No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If
they
don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.
6) The US will make a strong effort to become self sufficient
energy wise.
This will include developing non polluting sources of energy but will
require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The
caribou
will have to cope for a while.
7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a
barrel for
their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else.
I don't know why we aren't doing this right now
8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world,
we will
not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds,
rain,
cement or whatever they need. Besides' most of what we give them is
stolen
or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little,
if any
anyway.
9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an island some place. We don't need
the
spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, it would make a good
homeless
shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no
one can
call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.
Now, ain't that a winner of a plan. |
