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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: ManyMoose who wrote (27407)3/28/2003 8:51:49 PM
From: ManyMoose  Read Replies (1) of 62554
 
Subject: Waste not

Cleaning out the aviary at a run-down zoo, the keeper finds two finches
that
have died of old age. He picks them up and places them in a sack. After
cleaning the cage he puts the sack in his wheelbarrow and moves on to the
next cage.

When he reaches the primate cage he finds two chimps who have also died
of
natural causes. "Waste not, want not," he says as puts them in the sack
with
the finches.

Later at feeding time, he flips the dead animals from the sack, into the
lions' cage.

"No!" roars the lion. "Not finch and chimps again!"
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