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To: ManyMoose who wrote (27413)	3/29/2003 3:10:25 PM
From: Ron	Read Replies (1) of 62554

HOW MANY DOGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? GOLDEN RETRIEVER: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out bulb? LAB: Oh, me, me! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? GERMAN SHEPHERD: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, checked to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation. JACK RUSSELL TERRIER: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture. COCKER SPANIEL: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark. OLD ENGLISH SHEEP DOG: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb. CATS: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the question is: How long will it be before I can expect light? ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF...

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