Clinton walks into a restaurant and sits in an open booth. A particularly gorgeous waitress wearing a very short skirt comes to his table and asks, "What would you like, Mr. President?"
Clinton looks at the menu and then looks Her over, top to bottom, then answers, "A quickie."
The waitress stomps off in total disgust.
After she regains her composure she returns and asks again, "What would you like, Mr. President?"
Again Clinton thoroughly checks her out and again answers, "A quickie, please."
This time her anger takes over, she reaches over and slaps him across the face with a resounding "SMACK!" and storms away. A Secret Service agent, sitting at the next table, leans over and whispers, "Um, Mr. President, I think it's pronounced 'QUICHE.'" |
