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To: SofaSpud who wrote (27608)4/9/2003 5:21:47 PM
From: Tommy Moore  Read Replies (1) of 62569
 
Female Prayer & Male prayer

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> > >
> > > FEMALE PRAYER:
> > > Before I lay me down to sleep
> > > I pray for a man, who's not a creep
> > > One who's handsome, smart and strong
> > > One who's loves to listen long
> > > One who thinks before he speaks
> > > When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.
> > > I pray that he is gainfully employed
> > > When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
> > > Pulls out my chair and opens my door
> > > Massages my back and begs to do more.
> > > Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind
> > > Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
> > > I pray that this man will love me to no end
> > > And never attempt to hit on my friend.
> > > And as I kneel and pray by my bed
> > > I look at the creep you sent me instead.
> > > Amen.
> > >
> > >
> > > MALE PRAYER:
> > > I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
> > > who owns a liquor store. Amen.
> > >
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