Siber, Sounds like the Republican Party platform from 1920-1941, when even those dimwits had to wake up. <g>
OJ: An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board but only
4 parachutes.
The first passenger said, "I'm Mats Sundin, the best NHL hockey player,
the Leafs need me, I can't afford to die...So he took the first pack and
left the plane.
The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, said, "I am the wife of the former
president of the United States, I am also the most ambitious woman in the
world and I am a New York Senator." She just took the second parachute and
jumped out of the plane.
The third passenger, Jean Cretien, said: "I'm the Brains of Canada, I
have a great responsibility being the leader of the greatest nation in the
world. And above all I'm the smartest Prime Minister in Canadian history,
so Canadians won't let me die". So he grabbed the pack next to him and
jumped out of the plane.
The fourth passenger, the Pope, says to the fifth passenger, a 10
year-old school boy, "I am old and frail and I don't have many years left,
as a Catholic I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last
parachute.
The little boy said, "It's OK, there's a parachute left for you. The
Brains of Canada has just jumped with my school bag" |
