As a proud Canadian, a Leafs fan, a Catholic(when I had religion), with the spirit of a 10 year old, that has now become my favourite joke, perhaps replacing this, my OJ:
Two guys go to a conference on humour and attend a joke seminar. One guy is just accompanying his friend, and really doesn't know much about humour.
They take their seats and the MC says, "to start us off, lets have a few rounds of the best jokes".
So a lady stands up and says "42", and everyone laughs, another fellow yells "23", and again everyone laughs. This goes on for a while, when the one fellow turns to his friend and says "I don't get it, numbers aren't funny". His friend explains that since this conference is attended by the funniest people in the world, they know all the jokes, so they don't want to waste time and they just tell the punchlines, which they have numbered also to save time.
The guy thinks this is great, so when there is a brief pause, he jumps up and yells "57". When absolutely no one laughs, he turns to his and asks what the problem is. The other guy replies "you told it wrong".
Old and lame but I like it.
regards, john |
