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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Doug Coughlan who wrote (27697)4/18/2003 11:40:52 AM
From: Guardian  Read Replies (1) of 62567
 
-> AGING GRACEFULLY
>
> Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was
> called witchcraft. . . Today, it's called golf.
> ----------------------------------------------
> Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age
> and start bragging about it.
> ----------------------------------------------
> The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
> ----------------------------------------------
> Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to
> know "why" I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the
> roads weren't paved.
> ---------------------------------------------
> How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?
> ----------------------------------------------
> When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of
> Algebra.
> ---------------------------------------------
> You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
> ----------------------------------------------
> One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such
> a nice change from being young.
> ----------------------------------------------
> One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been.
> ----------------------------------------------
> Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
> ----------------------------------------------
> Old age is when former classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald,
> they don't recognize you.
> ----------------------------------------------
> If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to
> laugh at when you are old.
> ---------------------------------------------
> First you forget names, then you forget faces. Then you forget to pull
> your zipper up, then . . . Oh my goodness you forgot to pull your
> zipper down
> ----------------------------------------------
> If you jog in a jogging suit, lounge in lounging pajamas, and smoke in
> a smoking jacket, WHY would anyone want to wear a windbreaker??
> ----------------------------------------------
> And best of all.... I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to
> the top.
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