Subject: RESTROOM OBSERVATIONS
"Friends don't let friends take home ugly men" ---Women's restroom,
Starboard,Dewey Beach, DE
"Beauty is only a light switch away." ---Perkins Library, Duke University,
Durham, North Carolina.
"I've decided that to raise my grades, I must lower my standards." ---Houghton Library, Harvard University,
Cambridge, Massachusetts.
"If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get
wasted together and have the time of our lives." ---Armand's Pizza.
Washington, DC
Remember, it's not, "How high are you?", it's "Hi, how are you?" ---Rest
stop off Route 81. West Virginia.
"God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust?" ---The Irish Times.
Washington, DC
"No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting
up with her." ---Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill. Chapel Hill, North
Carolina.
"At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry." ---Bentley's House of Coffee
and Tea, Tucson, Arizona.
"It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere." ---Written in the dust on the back of a bus.
Wickenburg, Arizona.
"If voting could really change things, it would be illegal." ---Revolution
Books. New York, New York.
"A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have
trouble with it." ---Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort. Dallas, Texas. |
