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To: John Messbauer who wrote (3009)8/1/1997 11:57:00 PM
From: WayHaw   of 62555
 
A Few Funny Church Announcements

The following are actual announcements taken from church bulletins:

This afternoon there will be a meeting in the south and north ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.

Tuesday at 4:00 pm there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk, please come early.

Wednesday, the ladies' Liturgy Society will meet. Mrs. Johnson will sing: "Put Me In My Little Bed" accompanied by the pastor.

Thurday at 5:00 pm there will be a meeting of the Little Mother's club. All those wishing to become little mothers, please meet with the minister in his study.

This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Johnson to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.

On Sunday, a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wanting to do something on the new carpet, come forward and get a piece of paper.

The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind, and they may be seen in the church basement on Friday afternooon.

A bean supper will be held Saturday evening in the church basement. Music will follow.

The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Bleser, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Delser.
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