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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Ron who wrote (27909)5/13/2003 12:23:17 PM
From: John Carragher  Read Replies (1) of 62566
 
Request for Arsenic

A lady walks into the drug store and asks the druggist

for some arsenic.

The druggist asks "Ma'am, what do you want with

arsenic"

The lady says, "To kill my husband."

"I can't sell you any for that reason" says the

druggist.

The lady then reaches into her purse and pulls out a

photo of a man and

a woman in a compromising position--the man is her

husband and the lady

is the druggist's wife-- and shows it to the druggist.

He looks at the photo and says "Oh I didn't know you

had a

prescription!"
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