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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Barney who wrote (27969)5/22/2003 10:39:26 AM
From: Barney  Read Replies (1) of 62558
 
Judge Jenson had given the defendant a long passionate lecture on the evils of drink.

But in view of the fact that this was the first time the man had been drunk and incapable, the case was dismissed on payment of $30.00 costs.

"Now don't let me ever see your face again," said Jenson sternly.

As the defendant turned to go he said, "I'm afraid I can't promise that, your honor..."

"And why not?" asked the Judge.

The defendant replied, "Because I'm the barkeeper at your regular tavern!"
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