If you want someone who will bring you the paper without first tearing it
> apart to remove the sports section...........buy a dog.
>
> If you want someone willing to make a fool of himself simply over the joy
> of seeing you..........buy a dog.
>
> If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and
> never says its not quite as good as his mother made it............ buy a
dog.
>
> If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long and
> wherever you want...........buy a dog.
>
> If you want someone to scare away burglars, without a lethal weapon
> that terrifies you and endangers the lives of your family and all the
> neighbors...........buy a dog.
>
> If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't give a darn
> about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic
> movies...........buy a dog.
>
> If you want someone who is content to get up on your bed just to warm your
> feet and whom you can push off if he snores............buy a dog.
>
> If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if you
> are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, with boobs or without, who
acts
> as if every word you say is especially worth listening to, and loves you
> unconditionally, perpetually...........buy a dog.
>
> But on the other hand If you want someone who will never come when you
> call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the
place,
> walks all over you, runs around all night, only comes home to eat and
sleep,
> and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness,
>
> Then my friend.....
>
> Buy a cat!
> (Any resemblance to a man is purely coincidental) |
