Where Are All The Mexican Jews? --
Sid and Al were sitting in a Mexican restaurant. Sid, asked Al, Are there any Jews in Mexico?
I don't know, Sid replied. Why don't we ask the waiter?
When the waiter came by, Al asked him, Are there any Mexican Jews?
I don't know sir, let me check for you, the waiter replied, and he went into the kitchen.
He returned in a few minutes and said, No, sir. No, Mexican Jews.
Are you sure?" Al asked.
I will check again, sir, the waiter replied and went back to the kitchen.
While he was still gone, Sid said, I cannot believe there are no Jews in Mexico. Our people are scattered everywhere.
When the waiter returned he said, Sir, no Mexican Jews.
Are you really sure, Sid said again. I can't believe there are no Mexican Jews.
Sir, I asked everyone, the waiter replied exasperated. We have orange Jews, prune Jews, tomato Jews and grape Jews, but no one ever hear of Mexican Jews! |
