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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: Arthur Radley who wrote (28280)6/19/2003 9:33:27 AM
From: Barney  Read Replies (1) of 62569
 
A bit-o-pun...

A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.

Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.

You know, a lot of money is tainted...
It taint yours and it taint mine.

Acupuncture is a jab well done.

Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?

When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye.

A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.

Sea captains don't like crew cuts.

The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
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