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To: BKS who started this subject	7/5/2003 2:09:53 PM
From: Tadsamillionaire	of 62554

Q: How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes? A: None. The democrats do that. Q: What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy? A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up. Q: What is the difference between an intelligent liberal and Bigfoot? A: Bigfoot has been spotted. Q: What would one get with a donation to Rostenkowski's legal fund? A: A free stamp. Q: What is a conservative? A: A liberal who's been mugged. Q: Why should Democrats be buried 100 feet deep? A: Because deep down, they're really good people. ----------------------------------------------- Q: How can you tell there's an afterlife for Democrats? A: Because after they die, they lie still. ----------------------------------------------- Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a Democrat? A: A doberman ------------------------------------------------ Q: What happens when you cross a pig with a Democrat? A: Nothing. There are some things a pig won't do. ------------------------------------------------ Q: What's the definition of "a shame"? A: When a busload of Democrats goes off a cliff. Q: What is the definition of a "crying shame"? A: When there was an empty seat :Why did God create Democrats ? A:In order to make used car salesmen look good Q: What is a recent Democrat graduate's usual question in his first job? A: What would you like to have with your french fries, sir? If all the Democrats were laid end to end a) it would be a good thing b) they would be more comfortable c) they would never reach a conclusion d) all of the above e) none of the above f) they would point in different directions Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, a conservative Democrat, and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? The old drunk, of course, the other three are mythological creatures Q: What do you get when you cross a pilgrim with a democrat? A: A god-fearing tax collector who gives thanks for what other people have. Q: What's the difference between a Democrat and a catfish? A: One is an ugly, scum sucking bottom-feeder and the other is a fish. Q: What's the difference between a Democrat politician and a leech? A: A leech quits sucking your blood after you die.

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