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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: haqihana who wrote (28523)7/6/2003 12:45:57 PM
From: The Philosopher  Read Replies (2) of 62558
 
You also make many posts
without including jokes

Uh, haqi, your message sort of omitted the OJ too.

You're kinda like the pot calling the kettle black,

Uh,

look in the mirror.

Good advice.

But you should take it before you give it.

OJ:

Signs on Church Property
"Free Trip to Heaven. Details Inside!"
"Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin-Robbins."
"God so loved the world that He did not send a committee."
"Come in and pray today. Beat the Christmas rush!"
"Sign broken. Message inside this Sunday."
"Come work for the Lord. The work is hard; the hours are long; and the
pay
is low.....but the retirement benefits are out of this world."
"It is unlikely there'll be a reduction in the wages of sin."
"Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church."
"If you're headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns."
"Forbidden fruit creates many jams."
A singing group called "The Resurrection" was scheduled to sing at a
church.
When a big snowstorm postponed the performance, the pastor fixed the
outside
sign to read: "THE RESURRECTION IS POSTPONED."
When the restaurant next to the Lutheran Church put out a big sign with
red
letters that said, "Open Sundays," the church reciprocated with its own
message. "We are open on sundays, too!"
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