Rabbit, OT---In case you haven't noticed, I have refrained from political warfare on this thread. Please pay more attention, or at least, growl before you bite.
That's half the battle. The other half... this is a humor thread (please pay more attention), not a personal chat room. There are PMs available on this site for that.
OJ
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from topfive.com
The Top 12 Cartoon Character Pick-Up Lines
12> Wimpy -- "I'd gladly pay you Tuesday for a hummer today."
11> Foghorn Leghorn -- "Ah say, boy, ah say, you've got it all wrong. Those little chickens you've been chasing around are roosters. What you want is a big ol' hen, like me."
10> Bart Simpson -- "Eat my shorts, ma'am!"
9> Batman -- "Wanna help to dispel those nasty rumors about me and the Boy Wonder?"
8> Speedy Gonzales -- "Senorita, it's just a nickname!"
7> Pepe LePew -- "But, mon cherie -- I don't smell any worse than anyone else in France."
6> Ross Perot -- "I'm worth $4 billion."
5> Porky Pig -- "L-L-Let's go back to my place and f-f-f-f-f-f-f-fu-f-f-fu... hump."
4> Popeye -- "I'm strong to the finish 'cause I takes Viagra!"
3> Pinocchio -- "Hey, I *am* a woody!"
2> Underdog -- "My heart is for you, my Polly, dear; You are pure and true, can I sniff your rear?"
and Topfive.com's Number 1 Cartoon Character Pick-Up Line...
1> Tweety Bird -- "I wuuuv to eat putty!" |
