You probably posted a really dirty or a rotten joke that had been told over and over..I on the other hand am always correct and certainly original! <<<ggg>>>that sound about right?
Now the correct joke! AHEM
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation
of a leisurely evening, the husband was
met at the door by his sobbing wife.
Tearfully she explained, "It's the
druggist - he insulted me terribly this
morning on the phone." Immediately the
husband drove downtown to accost the
druggist and demand an apology.
Before he could say more than a word or
two, the druggist told him, "Now, just a
minute - listen to my side of it. This
morning the alarm failed to go off, so I
was late getting up. I went without
breakfast and hurried out to the car,
just to realize that I locked the house
with both house and car keys inside. I
had to break a window to get my keys.
Driving a little too fast, I got a
speeding ticket. Then, about three
blocks from the store I had a flat tire.
When I finally got to the store there
was a bunch of people waiting for me to
open up. I got the store opened and
started waiting on these people, and all
the time the darn phone was ringing its
head off.
Then I had to break a roll of nickels
against the cash register drawer to make
change, and they spilled all over the
floor. I got down on my hands and knees
to pick up the nickels - the phone is
still ringing - when I came up I cracked
my head on the open cash drawer, which
made me stagger back against a showcase
with a bunch of perfume bottles on it,
and half of them hit the floor and broke.
Meanwhile, the phone is still ringing
with no let up, and I finally got back
to answer it. It was your wife - she
wanted to know how to use a rectal
thermometer. And Mister, I told her!!!" |
