I'm nice to them that are, at least, civil toward me, but if attacked, will counter-attack with fervor..
That's funny, HackHyena. You must be one 'o them revisionist historians. You came out with guns a'blazin because you didn't appreciate the politics of someone's humor. I, among others, told you to lighten up and not try to dictate the type of humor here, and you refuse to relent, and respond with the launching personal attacks.
You have only been civil to those who agree with your world view. Of course, if you think telling you to "just hit the next button" is an attack worthy of counter with fervor, then I repeat: your victim complex needs some anger management.
BTW, I have NEVER TOU'ed you to SI Bob or anyone else. Such false accusations are typical of your clarity of thought though. I do know who has, but you are barking up the wrong tree. Perhaps your wife is a non-keeper because she tries to get you to behave yourself?
OJ
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from topfive.com: this is part 2
The Top 15 Movie Quotes Translated to Haiku
(Part II)
15> (from "The Terminator")
In broken English
I can still be understood.
I'll see you again.
14> (from "Forrest Gump")
Box of chocolates?
I think life's like one. But then,
My IQ is 10.
13> (from "Midnight Cowboy")
Ignorant driver!
Can't you see me traversing
Here in the crosswalk?!?
12> (from "They Live")
To chew bubble gum
And kick ass is why I've come,
But I have no gum.
11> (from "Fried Green Tomatoes")
You are young and fast,
Yet I'm old with insurance.
Let me smash your car.
10> (from "The Godfather II")
I know it was you.
Fredo, you've broken my heart.
Kill you later, bro.
9> (from "The Hulk")
Anger me not, friend.
My appeal declines sharply
Once I am enraged.
8> (from Valentino's "The Sheik")
7> (from "Silence of the Lambs")
Chianti I chose.
It goes quite well with people,
The other white meat.
6> (from "Jerry Maguire")
Please be so kind as
To display for my review
The legal tender.
5> (from "The Empire Strikes Back")
Paternity test
Results came back positive.
Luke, I'm your old man.
4> (from "Scarface")
Little cockroaches!
Say your last greetings to my
Diminutive pal!
3> (from "The Wizard of Oz")
Toto, dear, I sense
Hostile Sooners. Our Jayhawks
Are not the home team.
2> (from "Casablanca")
Of all the gin joints
In the world, you come to mine.
Damn you, you skank ho!
and Topfive.com's Number 1 Movie Quote Translated to Haiku...
1> (from "American Pie")
Oh, fond memory!
One time at band camp I was
Impaled by a flute! |
