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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: David Lawrence who wrote (29148)8/20/2003 9:04:36 PM
From: Jagfan  Read Replies (1) of 62587
 
A lawyer dies & meets St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

Stammering in incredulity at his untimely demise, he grabs St Peter by the robes & insists there''s been some kind of mistake.

"I''m too young to die!" he yells, "I''m only 38 years old!"

St. Peter takes the lawyer''s hands off him, straightens his robe, & consults the Book of Life.

"I think I''ve found the problem," he says, "Judging by the number of hours you''ve billed, we thought you were 82."
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