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To: Jagfan who wrote (29230)9/3/2003 10:07:33 AM
From: John Carragher  Read Replies (1) of 62562
 
Norman and his blonde wife live in upstate New York. One winter morning
while listening to the radio, they hear the announcer say, "We are
going to have 3 to 4 inches of snow today. You must park your car on
the even numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through."

Norman's wife goes out and moves her car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer
says, "We are expecting 4 to 5 inches of snow today. You must park
your car on the odd numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get
through."

Norman's wife goes out and moves her car again.

The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio
announcer says "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must
park..", then the electric power goes out.

Norman's wife says, "Honey, I don't know what to do."

Norman says, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"
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