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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Barney who wrote (29271)9/8/2003 3:14:51 PM
From: Barney  Read Replies (1) of 62562
 
You May Need A New Doctor If...

** During surgery he has to keep repeating that "thigh bone connected to the knee bone" song.

** The patient before you was a goat.

** The local bar association named him "client of the year."

** All his Medical books are from the Time-Life "Do-it-Yourself Series".

** Whenever he leaves the room his nurse makes duck noises.

** The 60 Minutes crew are hanging out in his waiting room.

** He asks you to turn your head and cough during an eye exam.

** He has an assistant named Igor.

** You can beat him in a game of Operation.

** He has an office sharing arrangement with a mortician.
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