BRITT HUME:  Mr. President,  How many members of the Iraqi Governing Council
             does it take to change a lightbulb?

JUNIOR:      Umm, To get to the other side?

CONDI RICE:  Let me clarify that statement Britt, What the President meant
             is that Saddam Hussein let the electricity infrastructure
             deteriorate much more than we suspected and that lightbulbs
             are on the other side of our plan to bring stability, and Umm
             liberation to the people and lightbulbs of Iraq.

JUNIOR:      Yes, that's it, and I just want to say I won't let Saddam
             or any of his frenchmen put America in the dark.

BRITT HUME:  Thank You and goodnight!