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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: TigerPaw who wrote (29393)9/25/2003 10:52:39 AM
From: John Carragher  Read Replies (1) of 62549
 
More to Mating



A man took his wife to the Rodeo and one of the exhibits is that
of
breeding bulls. They went up to the first pen and there was a sign
that
said, "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife poked her
husband
in the ribs and said, "He mated 50 times last year."

They walked a little further and saw another pen with a sign that
said, "This bull mated 120 times last year." The wife hit her
husband
and
said, "That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from
him."

They walked further and a third pen had a bull with a sign saying,
"This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife got really excited
and
said, "That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this
one."

The husband looked at her and said, "Go up and ask him if it was
with
the same cow."

The husband's condition has been upgraded from critical to stable
and
he should eventually make a full recovery
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