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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: Barney who wrote (29513)10/12/2003 4:48:19 PM
From: Barney  Read Replies (1) of 62549
 
GOT THE TIME?

A man drove all night long. Upon arriving in a small community, he decided to stop in the local park right next to the bike path and catch some shuteye. Small communities being friendly places, he did not know what he was in for...

Just as he dozed off, there was a knock on the window. Outside the car, the man saw a biker standing there, "Excuse me sir but can you give me the time?"

"Yeah, it's 6:15."

The man settled back and was almost asleep when there was another knock on the window. Another biker.

"I'm sorry to disturb you, sir. Do you have the time?"

"Yeah. It's 6:26."

The man rolled up the window and realized this could go on indefinitely. So he took paper and pen and made a sign which simply read

"I DO NOT KNOW THE TIME"

He stuck the sign in the window and again nestled himself back in the seat.

Then... yet another tap on the window. The man looked and sure enough, another biker.

He disgustedly rolled down the window and said, "Yeah, what is it?"

The jogger replied, "It's 6:34."
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