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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: Barney who wrote (29516)10/12/2003 4:50:25 PM
From: Barney  Read Replies (1) of 62549
 
When the store manager returned from lunch, he was shocked to see that his clerk's hand was bandaged. Before having the chance to ask him what had happened, the clerk had some really good news for him.

"Guess what?" the clerk said. "It finally happened. I sold that really ugly suit we've had for so long."

"Are you referring to that repulsive orange and brown, double-breasted thing?" asked the manager.

"That's the one, sir," replied the clerk.

"That's great!" exclaimed the manager. "I was afraid we'd never get rid of that horrid monstrosity! That had to have been the ugliest suit we've ever had! But, tell me, why is your hand bandaged?"

"Oh, that," the clerk replied. "Well, after I sold the guy the suit, his darn guide dog bit me!"
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