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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: Barney who wrote (29521)10/12/2003 5:01:29 PM
From: Barney  Read Replies (1) of 62549
 
Grandma's Boyfriend!

A 5-year old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. He was playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting furniture. He suddenly asked, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend?"

Grandma said, "Honey, I don't want a boyfriend, my TV is like my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The TV evangelists keep me company and make me feel so good. The comedies make me laugh. I don't have to cook or clean after my TV, I'm very happy with my TV as my boyfriend." Grandma stopped working and turned on the TV, the picture was horrible. She started adjusting the knobs and hitting on the backside of the TV, she kept
smacking it, hoping to fix the problem.

The little boy heard the doorbell ring so he hurried to open the door. When he opened the door, there stood Grandma's minister.

The minister said, "Hello son, is your grandmother home?"

The little boy replied, "Sure come on in, she's in the bedroom banging' her boyfriend."
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