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To: Karen Lawrence who wrote (29577)10/19/2003 6:34:33 PM
From: SIer formerly known as Joe B.  Read Replies (1) of 62549
 
Yankel Goldstein, in his late 80s and still gainfully employed as a ribbon salesman, had been trying, unsuccessfully, to sell ribbon to Macy's for many years. Last week, he was making another attempt and was speaking to the anti-Semitic buyer. "Goldstein," the buyer said, "you've been trying to sell ribbon to me for at least 25 years. Now is your chance. Send me some yellow ribbon, enough to reach from the tip of your nose to the tip of your penis." Three days later, four tractor trailers full of yellow ribbon drove up to the receiving dock of Macy's. The ribbon buyer went ballistic. He called Goldstein and said,"I ordered yellow ribbon, enough to reach from the tip of your nose to the tip of your penis, and you sent me four tractor trailers full of ribbon." Goldstein replied, " Yes, the tip of my penis is in Poland."
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