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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: Barney who wrote (29709)11/1/2003 10:03:58 PM
From: Carolyn  Read Replies (1) of 62549
 
An old farmer in Georgia had owned a large farm for several years. He had a
large pond in the back, picnic tables, horseshoe courts, basketball court,
etc. The pond was properly constructed for swimming.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been
there for a while, and look it over. As he neared the pond, he heard voices
shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of
young women skinny dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the far end of
the pond. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you
leave!"

The old man replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim or
make you get out of the pond naked."

"I'm here to feed the alligator."

Moral: Old age and cunning will triumph over youth and enthusiasm every
time.
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