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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: Barney who wrote (29759)11/8/2003 8:13:26 AM
From: John Carragher  Read Replies (1) of 62562
 
Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night by
herself in the White House. The ghost of George Washington suddenly
appears, and
Hillary asks, "How can I best serve my country?"

Washington says, "Never tell a lie."

"Ouch!" says Hillary. "I don't know about that."

The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears. Hillary asks, "How
can I best serve my country?"

Jefferson says, "Listen to the people."

"Ohhh! I really don't want to do that."

On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears. Hillary asks, "How
can
I best serve my country?"

The ghost of Lincoln replies, "Go to the theater....."
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