WHAT IS GLOBALIZATION?
Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer: Princess Diana's death.
Question: How come?
Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a
French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a
Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whiskey, followed closely by an Italian
Paparazzi, on a Japanese motorcycles, treated by an American doctor,
using Brazilian medicines!
And this is sent to you by an Okie, using Bill Gates' technology and
you are probably reading this on one of the IBM clones that use
Taiwanese-made chips, and Korean-made monitors, assembled by
Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by lorries,
driven by Indians, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian
longshoremen, trucked by Mexican illegal aliens,
and finally sold to you.
That, my friend, is Globalization! |
