JUST LIKE A man
Two priests died at the same time and met Saint Peter
at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, "I'd like to get
you guys in now, but our computer's down. You'll have
to go back to Earth for about a week, but you can't go
back as humans. What'll it be?"
The first priest says, "I've always wanted to be an
eagle, soaring above the Rocky mountains. "So be it,"
says St. Peter, and off flies the first priest.
The second priest mulls this over for a moment and
asks, "Will any of this week 'count', St. Peter? "No,
I told you the computer's down. There's no way we can
keep track of what you're doing. The week's a freebie.
"In that case," says the second priest, "I've always
wanted to be a stud. “So be it," says St. Peter, and
the second priest disappears.
A week goes by, the computer is fixed, and the Lord
tells St. Peter to recall the two priests.
"Will you have any trouble locating them?" He asks.
"The first one should be easy," says St. Peter. "He's
somewhere over the Rockies, flying with the eagles.
But the second one could prove to be more difficult."
"Why?" asked the Lord.
St. Peter answered, "He's on a snow tire, somewhere in
North Dakota!" |
