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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: Karen Lawrence who wrote (30041)12/8/2003 12:39:17 PM
From: John Carragher  Read Replies (1) of 62552
 
The Blonde and the Snow Plow

Rich and his wife Kris live in Sparks, Nevada. One winter morning while
listening to the radio, they hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 8
to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even numbered side
of the street, so the snow plow can get through." Kris goes out and moves
her car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer says, "We
are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the
odd numbered side of the street, so the snow plow can get through." Kris
goes out and moves her car again.

The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio announcer says
"We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park..........."
then the electric power goes out. Kris is very upset, and with a worried
look on her face she says, "Honey, I don't know what to do." Which side of
the street do I need to park on so the plow can get through?

With the love and understanding in his voice like all men who are married to
blondes exhibit, Rich says, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this
time?"
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