After getting all of Pope John Paul's luggage loaded into the limo the driver notices that the Pope is still
standing on the curb.
"Excuse me, Your Eminence," says the driver, "Would you please take your seat so we can leave?"
"They never let me drive at the Vatican, says the Pope, "and I'd really like to drive today."
"I'm sorry but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! What if
anything should happen?" protests the driver
"There might be something extra in it for you," says the Pope.
Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind
the wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, the Supreme Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to
105 mph.
"Please slow down, Your Holiness!!!" pleads the worried driver, but
the Pope speeds until they hear sirens.
"Oh, no!!!" cried the driver.
The cop takes one look at the driver, goes back to his motorcycle, and
gets on the radio. "I need to talk to the Chief," he says to the dispatcher.
The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a speeding limo.
"So bust him," said the Chief.
"I don't think we want to do that, the passenger is really important," said the cop.
The Chief then asked, "Who ya got there, the Mayor?"
Cop: "Bigger"
Chief: "Governor?"
Cop: "Bigger"
"Well, said the Chief, "Who is he!!!?"
Cop: "He must be God!"
Chief: "What makes you think it's God?"
Cop: "He has the Pope for a limo driver!" |
