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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Karen Lawrence who wrote (30126)12/22/2003 1:53:29 AM
From: Raymond Duray  Read Replies (2) of 62549
 
A Democrat walks up to the Pearly Gates and meets St. Peter. He's surprised to see nothing but clocks behind the Gate and asks St. Peter "what they are there for?"

St. Peter: "Oh, these clocks keep track of the lies that people tell when they're alive. For instance, here's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved. And here's Honest Abe Lincoln's. The minute hand has moved two minutes past noon."

Democrat: "Well, can you point out President Bush's clock?

St. Peter: "Oh, we keep that one in the office. We use it for a ceiling fan."
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