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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: SteveJerseyShore who wrote (30478)1/29/2004 11:43:05 AM
From: SteveJerseyShore  Read Replies (2) of 62559
 
For unlucky Philly Phans

Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Philadelphia Eagles.

Q: What do the Philadelphia Eagles and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".

Q: How do you keep a Philadelphia Eagle out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.

Q: Where do you go in Philadelphia in case of a tornado?
A: To Veterans Stadium - they never get a touchdown there!

Q: What do you call a Philadelphia Eagle with a Super Bowl ring?
A: a thief.

Q: Why doesn't Camden have a professional football team?
A: Because then Philadelphia would want one.

Q: Why was Andy Reid upset when the Philadelphia Eagles play book was
stolen?
A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it.

Q: What's the difference between the Philadelphia Eagles and a dollar
bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q: How many Philadelphia Eagles does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows and we may never find out.

Q: What do the Philadelphia Eagles and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road
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