A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods.
She went into the
woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant
you 3 wishes." The woman
freed the frog.
The frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a
condition to your wishes.
Whatever you wish for, your husband will get 10 times more or better!"
The woman said, "That would be okay." For her first wish, she wanted to
be the most beautiful
woman in the world.
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your
husband the most
handsome man in the world, an Adonis, that women will flock to."
The woman replied, "That will be okay because I will be the most
beautiful woman and he will
only have eyes for me."
So, KAZAM - she's the most beautiful woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the
world and he will be ten times
richer than you."
The woman said, "That will be okay because what's mine is his and
what's his is mine."
So, KAZAM she's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like
a mild heart attack."
Moral of the story: Women are very clever. Don't mess with them. |
