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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: High Grader who wrote (30796)2/27/2004 2:25:42 PM
From: Barney  Read Replies (1) of 62558
 
The Shoplifter.....

While in a very exclusive jewelry store, the shoplifter was caught attempting to steal a watch.

"Look," said the shoplifter, "Neither of us want any trouble. How about I just buy the watch and we can forget all about this?"

Agreeing, the manager made up a sales slip. The shoplifter looked at the slip and said, "Actually, this is a little more than I had intended to spend. Could you show me something a little less expensive?"
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