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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Guardian who wrote (30867)3/6/2004 5:39:09 PM
From: Guardian  Read Replies (1) of 62581
 
Subject: THINGS WOMEN SAY WHEN STRESSED.....
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> 1. Okay, okay! I take it back. Unscrew you.
> 2. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.
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> 3. Well, this day was a total waste of make-up.
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> 4. Well, aren't we a damn ray of sunshine?
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> 5. Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after.
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> 6. Do I look like a people person?
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> 7. This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting.
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> 8. I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.
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> 9. Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.
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> 10. Why don't you try practicing random acts of intelligence and
senseless
> acts of self-control?
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> 11. I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years.
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> 12. Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.
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> 13. Do they ever shut up on your planet?
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> 14. I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
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> 15. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't
gone to
> sleep yet.
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> 16. Back off!! You're standing in my aura.
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> 17. Don't worry. I forgot your name too.
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> 18. I work 45 hours a week to be this poor.
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> 19. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
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> 20. Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
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> 21. Chaos, panic and disorder ... my work here is done.
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> 22. Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
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> 23. You look like shit. Is that the style now?
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> 24. Earth is full. Go home.
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> 25. Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?
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> 26. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert..
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> 27. A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.
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> 28. You are depriving some village of an idiot.
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