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To: BKS who started this subject	3/22/2004 8:34:51 AM
From: D.Austin	Read Replies (2) of 62549

John F. Kerry has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell where the devil is waiting for him. "I don't know what to do here," says the devil."You're on my list and I have no room for you, but you definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got 3 people here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves." Kerry thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed. The devil opened the first room. In it was Lyndon Johnson and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed over and over and over. Such was his fate in hell. "No!" Kerry said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and don't think I could do that all day long." The devil led him to the next room. In it was Teddy Kennedy with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time. "No! I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!" commented Kerry. The devil opened a third door. In it, Kerry saw Bill Clinton lying on the floor completely nude with his arms staked over his head and his legs staked in a spread eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. John Kerry looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this." The devil smiled and said.... "Okay MONICA, you're free to go!"

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