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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: BKS who started this subject3/23/2004 4:12:56 PM
From: TigerPaw  Read Replies (1) of 62587
 
George Bush Jr. stopped between fundraisers at a cafe, as is his habit in campaign years.

Junior: Let me have some chili and a Big Red.

Guy behind the counter: You must be from Texas.

Junior: What the hell kinda stereotypical remark is that? If I walked in here and asked for a sausage, would you think I was Polish?

Guy: No.

Junior: If I walked in here and asked for some Chow Mein, would you think I was Chinese?

Guy: No.

Junior: If I walked in here and asked for some pizza, would you think I was Italian?

Guy: No.

Junior: Then why in the hell do you think I'm from Texas?

Guy: Because this is a hardware store.
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