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To: BKS who started this subject	6/29/2004 12:30:09 PM
From: Ann Corrigan	Read Replies (1) of 62550

Things you don't want to hear during surgery: -Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy. -"Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness." -Bo! Bo! Come back with that. Bad dog! -Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that? -Hand me that... uh... that uh... that thingy there. -Oh no! Where's my Rolex. -Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived from 500 ml of this stuff before? -Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing off my concentration. -What's this doing here? -That's cool. Now can you make his leg twitch by pressing that one?! -This patient has already had some kids, am I correct? -Nurse, did this patient sign an organ donation card? -What do you mean "You want a divorce?!?" -FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out! -Oh no! Page 47 of the manual is missing!

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