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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: High Grader who wrote (31848)7/14/2004 6:36:15 AM
From: Peter S. Maroulis  Read Replies (1) of 62569
 
Hello, this is a classical story with a new twist...

The Three Little Pigs - Italian Style

Once upon a time there were three little pigs. The
straw pig, the stick pig and the brick pig.

One day this nasty old wolf came up to the straw pig's
house and said, "I'm gonna huff and puff and blow your
house down." And he did!!!

So the straw pig went running over to the stick pig's
house and said, Please let me in, the wolf just blew
down my house." So the stick Pig let the straw pig
in. Just then the wolf showed up and said, "I'm gonna
huff and puff and blow your house down." And he did!!!

So the straw pig and the stick pig went running over
to the brick pig's house and said, "Let us in, let us
in, the big bad wolf just blew our houses down!" So
the brick pig let them in just as the wolf showed up.

The wolf said, "I'm gonna huff and puff and blow your
house down." The straw pig and the stick pig were
really scared! But the brick pig picked up the phone
and made a call.

A few minutes later a big, black Caddy pulled up.

Out stepped two massive pigs in pin striped suits and
fedora hats. These pigs came over to the wolf,
grabbed him by the neck and beat the living shit out
of him. Then one of the big pigs pulled out a gun,
stuck it in the wolfs mouth and fired, killing the
wolf. Then they got back into their Caddy and drove
off.

The straw pig and stick pig were amazed! "Who the hell
were those guys?" they asked.

"Those were my cousins... the Guinea Pigs."
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