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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: mph who wrote (31987)7/27/2004 8:19:12 PM
From: Jagfan  Read Replies (1) of 62572
 
Hey, are you telling all these consultant and environmental jokes because I'm an environmental consultant? Trying to pick a fight? ;) OJ:
A man goes to a proctologist for his very first rectal exam. The doc tells him to wait in the examination room. Once inside, the man notices three items on the desk: a tube of K-Y Jelly, a rubber glove, and a beer.

When the doctor comes in, the man says, “Look, Doc, this is my first exam. I know what the K-Y is for, and I know what the glove is for … but what’s the beer doing there?”

The doctor looks at the beer and turns red with anger. “Nurse,” he screams. “I said a butt light!”
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